For the Cyber Stalker

IN SHORT: If Bea Arthur & Liz Lemon had a baby with Donald Miller ……..that baby would be me.

FACT: I wear a cardigan almost every day.

Most Recurring Dream: Sure, I have the returning to high school one, the only wearing my underwear in public one & that terrible teeth shattering one. But, hands down, the dream I have more than any other is…having to use the bathroom & the only toilet is in the middle of a crowded room. No door. Lots of people. And it’s usually on a platform. Yep. Analyze that, suckers.

Least Favorite Movie: Besides almost every movie with Keanu Grieves in it…it’s hands down Forrest Gump. I know, I know, it’s almost Anti-American, but I’m convinced you don’t like it half as much as you think you do.

Movies I Quote Too Much: You’ve Got Mail, Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, 17 Again, Hope Floats, She’s the Man & Just Friends. Don’t judge.

When I Was a Kid: I wanted to have braces & glasses & grow up to be Wonder Woman or the Bionic Woman…or a veterinarian. Or, better yet, The Bionic Wonder Veterinarian! I used to ride my banana-seated bike around my hood & pick up dead animals so I could give them a proper burial in our flowerbed. I was wicked popular back then.

Most Annoying Habit: I have many. But my most annoying habits are: Chomping ice like an addict and shaking my legs like a jack hammer.

Celebrity Crush: Brian Williams. Hello! He’s hilarious, smart & has the cutest crooked jaw, ever.

What else would you ever want to know?