It’s Just Like Riding a Bike

When I was in fourth grade, my parents bought me a bike for Christmas. It was blue and white with a banana seat. It had a plastic, wicker-looking basket that hung out front just begging to be filled with rocks, stray animals (some alive & some not so much), Pop Rocks and a Cabbage Patch […]

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Why Yes…It IS All About Me

My┬ánarcissism was a bit hungry, so I fed it a few random tidbits and it told me to share them. Oh come on, it’s fun and you know it. 1. When I get a drink from a place like Starbucks, the following must occur in order for me to enjoy my caffeinated liquid lava: a.) […]

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Kiss My Hank, Writer’s Block!

It’s official. I am completely obsessed with a newly found blogger that I thankfully stumbled upon. His name is Jonathan Acuff and his blog is called “Stuff Christians Like.” This jank is off the chank and is both frizzin’ hilarious and sucker-punchingly relevant. I admit, it’s so dang good that I whispered a mildly melodramatic […]

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