I Love Love – Part Deux

I’m sure by now the chubby cherub is sunbathing on the Caribbean, drinking chocolate syrup cocktails through Twizzlers straws while reading Pride & Prejudice, but I wanted to add a few more things to the love buffet I started. I LOVE… Inside Jokes. Not to make others feel on the ‘outs’, but for heartstrings to […]

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Why Yes…It IS All About Me

My narcissism was a bit hungry, so I fed it a few random tidbits and it told me to share them. Oh come on, it’s fun and you know it. 1. When I get a drink from a place like Starbucks, the following must occur in order for me to enjoy my caffeinated liquid lava: a.) […]

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RHS Symptom: Fear of Measuring Tape

I’m a thirty-(insert hand over the mouth muffled sound here) woman. I am half owner of the cutest house on my block, have always held responsible, respectable jobs since I was sixteen years old, have two adorable pets who I take care of quite nicely (don’t look at my plants), have a leadership position in […]

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